1. Emily wants a pony. Emily REALLY wants a pony. Yes...a pony...no...I need a stallion!!!!!
2. Emily wants to play with you!! Yes,and we can hula-hoop and play house and eat ice cream and play with my barbies and polly pockets!
3. Emily wants Nikolas to admit what's really going on. Yeah, Nikolas, tell me! Tell me now!
4. Emily wants to brush her teeth all by herself. Uh-huh! My Mommy has been helping me since...ever!
5. Emily wants to excercise more. I need to work off this gut for the beach...
6. Emily wants nothing more than to learn about her birth parents. Wait...I'm adopted?
7. Emily wants to reverse the curse. Yeah, the curse of forever gassiness...
8. Emily wants to be close to Zander. Why not? He sounds like some exotic, foreign model dude.
9. Emily wants to know who enjoyed her cuteness. I don't need to know who enjoyed it. 'Cause everyone does!
10. Emily want to come to the party! Wait, why wasn't I invited? Well, that's just fine...'cause I don't want to go anyway!! *sobs*
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Hey girl! You go right ahead and ride that pony, twirl that hula-hoop, pick Nikolas's brain, brush yer own teeth, exercise your butt off, fart like Memaw, stare at Zander, and exude all the cuteness you can muster up (and that's a LOT!) ... BUT don't pout for not being invited to that party 'cuz those kids aren't cool enough for you anyway!
Oh, and by the way, you really were adopted. We found you in a crop circle, and as the aliens were flying away, we vowed to love you forever and ever.
-Mom xoxoxo
Weeeelllll...I want a Raggedy Ann and ice cream and a monkey and a llama and...
Okay first, I think my daughter Marisa would LOVE to come over and play with Barbie until forever... she's got all the Barbie movie DVD's too so she can bring them with her.
Second. My son Nicholas is only 1 year old so I'm not sure what it is he can tell you about whats going on other than poopie diapers.
Third, I don't think there's a cure for "forever Gassiness" ask Steve, he'll confirm it.
Fourth, Robin Zander was the lead singer for Cheap Trick - really cool rock band in the 80's. Ask you're Mom, she should remember, and if she doesn't... shame on her.
Fifth, I was at the party. It sucked. UR mom's right it wasn't good enough for you.
:-)
Oh yeah... and I am REALLY REALLY impressed that you even know who Raggedy Ann is!!! Very Cool!
I am not a kid!...I'll be thirteen in July...
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