1. Emily hates her own name. Ok, uh, no.
2. Emily hates rap with a passion. Yeah, totally true. Do you know what rap is!? Retards Attempting Poetry and rapping is Retards Attempting Poetry Patheticaly while Intoxicated and Notoriously Getting shot.
3. Emily hates going to kindergarten. Of course, I mean, It's school!! But here's the flaw in that...I'm in 7th grade...
4. Emily hates the word that knocked her out of the '98 bee. Yeah, the word was "career", but I was in first grade at the time, so I think I did purty gud.
5. Emily hates being the shortest kid in her class. Actually there is a kid that is like a head shorter than me and he's TINY!!!
6. Emily hates Texans who love Texas. No. Just flat out no. I like Texas and Texans. And Armadillos.
7. Emily hates using spoons to eat things like cake and ice cream. Well, what's the use of a spoon with cake!? But, I use spoons for ice cream.
8. Emily hates to have her hair washed. Excuse me!? Ummm...gross...
9. Emily hates meat and she can't eat dairy. Suuuurre....you just keep on thinkin' that...
10. Emily hates the disco. Uh-uh! I love disco! Burn, baby, burn! Disco Inferno!!
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WOW! I'm the first commentor! Whoo-hoo! Um... I had something to say. Got excited and forgot.
Oh yeah... Possibly the reason you hate goin' to kindergarten is BECAUSE you are in the 7th grade? Well, you would definitely be taller than all the other kids (oops) um... all the other teens right? Well hopefully there aren't any other teens in KG, um except you... well not that you need to be there... I mean other than in the context of this hypothetical... uh... oh nevermind.
nice job confusing yourself there...
Good thing you don't hate Texans. Y'know, with your mom bein' a Texan 'n all.
:)
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