cheesy jokes. so bad that they're good.

1.Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him -
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

2.A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

3.I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

4.Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

5.Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!

6.Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
ba dum tch.
(credit goes to my friend andy for that one)

7.A few young Cherokee girls go to thier father, the chief.
daughter 1: "Daddy, why was I named 'Daisy"?"
Chief: "Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head"
daughter 2: "Daddy, why was I named 'Rose'?"
Chief: "Because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head"
daughter 3: "AUUUGHHHBBBBTTTTHHHPPPPPPUUUURRRRGG!!"
Chief: "Shut up Cinder-Block!"