EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what? I went to church a while ago for youth. On wednesday nights my mom goes to her adult choir and I go to youth. Her choir lasts longer than my youth does(not meaning my childhood,the class) so I usually wander around the church or go on the playground. This time I went on the playground for toddlers,not the older kid one that I usually go to. So I'm just wandering around and messing with things and I decide to go down one of the tiny 2-foot slide. So I slide down and of course,I'm way to big for it,but that has nothing to do with anything. As I keep playing,the kid I was hanging around with and I smell something vile....it's smells like a poopy,diarhhea,baby diaper.
Well,soon the kid had to leave and I went inside to the daycare area where my little sisters were and sure enough while I was in there a girl said,"Uh,there's somthing on the back of your pants..." and I look,there on the back of my pants there's a streak,no, globs of poop all over the back of my pants. Gross!
I went to the bathroom and washed off as much of the baby poop as I could and then I went outside to find out where the heck I got this poop all over my pants. Well,all I could really remember was that the smell started around that tiny baby slide. So,I decided to visit the little slide and sure enough,there were long streak marks down it. And to make matters worse,they were my fav. jeans! (I got the Levi's at Goodwill for 3 dollars! :)) Now,you're gonna have to remember,this was saved as a draft,so it isn't the exact date...in fact,I think this took place a month age.